I say, sir, my portoflio suggests a suckiness of Bush economic policy

So, you like the effects of the Bush economic policies on your investments?

In the 7 years and 8 months since Bush took office:

S&P down 11%
DOW up 3.6%
NASDAQ down 21%

As a comparison, under 8 years of Democrat Bill Clinton:

S&P up 209%
DOW up 222%
NASDAQ up 299%

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