GREENSBORO, NC --
This is what passes for campaign coverage at the News & Record. Amanda Lehmert on mayoral candidate George Hartzman:
"He wrote two self-published books of meandering musings, some of which
were wrote from his backyard hot tub. (“Think: What to do Now,” by
George Hartzman. Chapter 4: 'There are no straight lines. Stability
destabilizes. Non-random events cause random effects.') He drives a Jeep
without a race car engine and is a regular at the Bench Tavern on
Lawndale Drive."
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Jeeps come with race car engines?
ReplyDeleteAnd I hear he lives in a house without a launchpad and wears pants without rotor blades.
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