"Thank you, #Greensboro. http://t.co/HKXGNRYrmU"The link is to a News & Record story about an assault. Gamm is apparently thankful for the humor of someone being knocked unconscious with a blow to the head.
No?
Not funny?
Hmmm, how about if the assailant removes the victim's pants? There you go, now that's funny! Hysterical! — and at odds with what the Greensboro Police reported.
From the GDP press release:
"Ms. Hamidoiu then removed Mr. Foust’s pants and wallet from his bedroom and ran outside where she removed some of his money from the wallet then threw the wallet and pants on the ground and fled on food (sic) in an unknown direction."Here is how the News & Record tweaks the story for maximum comedy:
"The woman then took Foust's pants off, took his wallet from his bedroom and ran outside."Gamm has previously demonstrated his reporting prowess by besmirching through innuendo the reputation of a murder victim, fabricating a quotation from a 911 call that lead readers to believe police had threatened a woman by firing shots at her and by regurgitating unchecked the inaccurate assertions of the police. Now comedy! He's a man of many talents.
Time to kill the messenger that delivers the poisoned message.
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