Monday, November 03, 2008

John Hammer off the rails: "Put on your tinfoil hat and vote for McCain"


Rhino Times editor John Hammer has been known to put together a strong argument from time to time, but every once in a while the Hammer train jumps the rails and Hammer writes something that is just completely at odds with reality here on Earth. I'm never really sure when he does this if it is just a lapse in reason or if he thinks his readers are dumb enough that he might just be able to put one over on them.

Hammer puts on his tinfoil hat again this week (previously) in his "Under the Hammer" column. Like a dutiful soldier of the right, Hammer takes up this year's theme of fear mongering and proceeds to write:

"He [Obama] hasn't even been required by the press to prove that he is a natural born citizen. There is evidence that he is not. If he was, in fact, born in Hawaii, why not simply produce a valid birth certificate?"

Hey Editor Moonbeam, he has. It has been examined by the non-partisan factcheck.org and anybody can even see a copy of it on the Intertubes.

Hammer adds:

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McCain's citizenship was questioned because he was born in Panama. McCain went to court, produced the required documents and a judge decided that he was, in fact, a natural born citizen."

Not exactly. McCain was sued to have his named removed from the California ballot on the grounds that he was not a citizen, but the suit was dismissed. In his dismissal, the judge said that it was "highly probable" that McCain is a natural borne citizen, but no definitive finding of McCain's citizenship the way Hammer would have his saps readers believe and we still cannot see a verified copy of McCain's birth certificate.

If you are still undecided about who to vote for for president, notice who is backed by kooky fear mongers who think made up stuff is good information.

8 comments:

  1. Hey Editor Moonbeam, he has. It has been examined by the non-partisan factcheck.org and anybody can even see a copy of it on the Intertubes.

    Come on Roch this is to pat, where's the foot print that's always on a birth certificate, this piece of paper means nothing. I want something concrete like DNA, fingerprint "footprint" otherwise use it to lite your grill. Beau

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  2. I was born in Greensboro in '69 and my birth cert has no footprint on it.

    Dan

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  3. Born in Detroit, '55, no foot, finger or butt print on my cert.

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  4. Because they don't put feetprints (footprints?...feetprint?) on BC's. I've seen hundreds, never saw a print.

    Thanks, Roch. I had the same sense of outrage when I saw Hammer's piece of hackery. Glad to see him called on it.

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  5. I was born in Greensboro in '69 and my birth cert has no footprint on it.

    I have 3 boys and 1 daughter and all have thier footprint on the birth certificates, and in checking my birth certificate my foot print is on mine as well, to me it seems necessary to validate that certificate belongs to that person, unless there's at least 2 witnesses and noterized I wouldn't give Obama's birth certificate any credability. Beau

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  6. Beau, does McCain's birth certificate have his footprint on it? Oh! Wait a minute, his birth certificate is nowhere to be found. Hypocrite.

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  7. From the hard hitting investigative reporters at the Chicago Tribune comes this smackdown debunking:

    "Contacted Wednesday, Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo cited Hawaii state privacy laws and guidance from the state attorney general in saying she was not permitted to confirm the authenticity of the certificate released by the Obama campaign.

    But she said it appeared similar to other Hawaii birth certificates.

    "It looks exactly the same as my own birth certificate," Okubo said.


    Seriously Roch, would a crack reporter take that for an answer from a public official, without at least one follow-up question?

    Would this be too impolite, "Ms. Okubo, could you at least confirm that your office has a legal copy of Senator's Obama's birth certificate which matches all the infomation in the certificate presented on the Obama campaign website?"

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  8. Help me out, Jim. I'm trying to find a health department confirming that John McCain's birth certificate appears authentic because, you know, I'm sure this concern over candidates' citizenship isn't partisan or racist. So let us know what you can dig up about McCain's birth certificate.

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